DKS 08

10.24.07
Dear Matthew,

Mad props on the Halloween display! Very Scary, I almost pee'd my pants! It has inspired me to try something a bit more spooky for my costume choice! Mmmmuuuuuwwwwaaahhhhhhhh aaaahhhh aaahhhhh aahhhhhhh ahhhhhhhhh… I’ve come to suck your blood!


Matthew, don’t be frightened, it’s me Dwight…

10.28.07
HOLY FREAKING CRAP!

Dwight, don't do that to me! You seriously scared the [poop] outta me. I mean, you almost pee'd your pants, when I in fact crapped my pants. You are one scary dude.

I can't wait to see you on TV tonight. I hope things go better for you and Angela.

Love Me Tender,
Matthew

P.S. Here is a link to some Halloween jokes Jokes.