Cat Calls

I went to lunch on Friday with Patrick, and while out, I received this e-mail on my iPhone from Tara (the Upper School registrar).

Hey Matthew,

Kristin, Heather and I found some books you might like in the library. We put them on your desk. Enjoy!

T

When I returned from lunch, I found that my poor, defenseless kitties had suddenly become the main characters in some slanderous and debasing novels.


The Catnip Chronicles: A Story of Addiction and Debauchery


Tails From the Cat House: Starring Hot House Hooper and Calgon... She'll Take You Away


SpiKitty: Just When You Think It Is Safe...